Aladdin: Like? Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos. Genie: So what’ll it be, master? Aladdin: You’re gonna grant me any three wishes I want? Genie: Ah, almost. Aladdin: This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to.? Aladdin: Abu! NO! Cave: INFIDELS! Abu: Uh-oh! Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Cave: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!! Farouk: Huh? What is it? Come back here, you little thieves!

How are you? Aladdin: No, no, no, not that one. Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But no harm done. Jasmine: Oh, wise Sultan, how may I serve you? Abu: Well. Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the sultan. Farouk: You know this girl? Aladdin: Sadly, yes. Jasmine: What are you doing? Aladdin: Just play along. Farouk: Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?! Jasmine: No! No, please! Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the sultan.

Jasmine: Pay? Farouk: No one steals from my cart. Farouk: You'd better be able to pay for that. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big. Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib.

Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Dialogue Cave: Who disturbs my slumber? Gazeem: It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

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